Okay. So this is where we are. I’m gonna go. And you’re gonna stay here and be mad and you can sulk all weekend long if you want to. But, come Monday morning, you have to come home because you’re my favorite person in the whole world. And you were my One long before any of these boys showed up, and it’s just not worth it without you.
So I was like hmm I think the only reason I haven’t killed myself is because I don’t want to die without getting laid proper by an attractive man and then I started thinking that maybe that’s why I’m still single maybe the universe is looking out for me
and then I remembered